Golf Week...Your Org Chart Has Lost Its Damn Mind!

Ok - a few weeks ago I had a shoo in for Lost Their Damn Mind.

Kelly Tilghman, in her second year as anchor of PGA Tour coverage on Golf Channel, was suspended for two weeks because of comments she made during the second round of the Mercedes-Benz Championship, when she and analyst Nick Faldo were discussing young challengers to Woods. Faldo suggested that "to take Tiger on, maybe they should just gang up for a while."

Tilghman grossly responded, "Lynch him in a back alley," laughing.

Upon further research (which I grudgingly do), I realized that to think that this woman was really racist and inciting racist behavior was ridiculous. Tiger is the only peron who should have taken offense to this, and to show what a Class Act he is, his agency issued this statement:

"This story is a non-issue. Tiger and Kelly are friends and Tiger has a great deal of respect for Kelly. Regardless of the choice of words used we know unequivocally that there was no ill intent in her comments. This story is a non-issue in our eyes. Case closed."

So if Tiger Woods calls it a non-issue, and didnt deem it racially motivated, that should be enough to shut the Al Sharptons of the world up. Right? Right. Right?

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOLF WEEK THINKING??




Nice job guys, keep the fire burning! Drag Tiger into the realms of racism. You idiots! From the mail room to the publishing company, someone should have stopped this cover. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND!

The Reason Why They Have Lost Their Damn Minds...

I wrote this on September 30th after going to the final Houston Astro's baseball game. The last game of Craig Biggio's career. Today the Mitchell report was released. It all makes sense now.



Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Astros and Biggio


Today I went to the Astro's game. It was a Sunday game, the last of the season, but more than that, it was Craig Biggio's final game with the 'Stros.

I dont cry at things like this, but the crazy chills I got.

From the minute the guy with the great voice sang the national anthem, to the last curtain call and Craig's family on the monitor, wow, what a great life and what a great career.

All I could think about when this was happening was the players who have come and gone. I think about how 4 years ago our team made a run for the world series. I think about how Andy Petite came "home." I think about how Roger came out of retirement to be close to his family...and then ran back to New York to be close to his money.

I think about A-Rod, almost ruining baseball to be the highest paid player ever, how Johnny Damon left the Sox to go play with the Yankee's, I think about the guys we cheered and then jeered... Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi.

But what I thought about the most, when I watched Craig play tonight, is that this guy is the epitome of baseball. The Clements, the Damons, the Kents...these guys will never know how it feels to give it all...and get it all back.

Go Craig, Go!

The Knick's Owners Have Lost Their Damn Minds....Or Most Certainly Isiah Thomas Has!

Just for the sake of recapping....let's recap!

1. You fire your coach and take over coaching duties...Napoleon!
2. Your budget...your budget....your BUDGET!
3. You lose a sexual discrimination suit against you and Madison Square Garden.
4. MSG settles (on your behalf..."It's the right thing to do....blah,blah,blah")
5. You get into some stupid tiff with Marbury and he flies HOME. BEFORE A GAME!
6. You let your players vote - they vote to bench him.
7. YOU LET HIM PLAY ANYWAY!
8. You say you are into coaching the Knicks....until DEATH?

DRUM ROLL PLEASE.................

9. YOU BLAME YOUR FANS FOR YOUR LOSS! "We're missing layups because you're booing."

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE F@#$!

Hello! Has anyone seen David Stern? Excuse me, Mr. Badass Commissioner....you have something bigger than Tattoo's and Saggy Shorts going on in the Big Apple!

Someone has definitely Lost Their Damn Mind....I'm just not sure who!

It's Just Too Overwhelming....!

Barry! Isiah...Marbury! Alex and Boras....wow, what a crazy month in Pro Sports!

Bonds indicted!

Isiah on his way out!

Crazy Mutha Focka (sang to Prince's tune!)

Look at me! I'm bigger than baseball!

HaHaHa! Do THEY really think that my little Alex went behind my back to broker a deal with the Evil Empire??!! HaHa...I RULE THE EVIL EMPIRE!

I Hate To Say I Told You So But.....

I mean Im not saying.... Im just saying....

Ann Coulter Has Lost Her Damn Mind!

I really thought after calling John Edwards a fag that this chick would slowly dissolve into oblivion. Nope! Not at all - now she is offending everyone who is not Christian.

She compares Christianity to FedEx and calls it the Fast Track! Wow, this lady is a whack job.

From Donny Deutsch --"Later in the interview Deutsch asked Coulter if she doesn't want any Jews in the world, Coulter responded, "No, we think — we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say."

HaHa here is a good one --"No, no, — I don't want you being offended by this," she responded. "This is what Christians consider themselves, because our testament is the continuation of your testament. You know that. So we think Jews go to heaven. I mean, [the late Rev. Jerry] Falwell himself said that, but you have to follow laws. Ours is "Christ died for our sins." We consider ourselves perfected Christians. For me to say that for you to become a Christian is to become a perfected Christian is not offensive at all."

Did she REALLY say, "Falwell himself said that..", like HE was the authority on all good and bad in religion?

Good grief, I don't know what's worse, hearing her crazy political rants or hearing her discuss what a Christian is.

Lady, you have lost your damn mind!

Calvin Murphy Has Lost His Damn Mind!

Wow - the tirade to end all tirades. Wednesday, October 3rd, during his 97.5 Calvin Murphy show, this has been brother, went on a total tirade in regards to the Isiah Thomas - Anucha Browne Sanders trial.

Unfortunately the radio station did not provide a transcript or a podcast, but I heard the entire thing on the radio. He called the lady a cabbage head, said that her looks were not worth an $11 million verdict and that being called a "ho" or a "bitch" at work, did not make it sexual harassment.

--In the Knicks' universe, according to plaintiff's lawyers, Thomas could address Browne Sanders as "bitch" and "ho" and get away with it; star guard Stephon Marbury could bed an intern and still be coddled by Thomas; upper management could draw up rules against sexual harassment and fail to enforce them.--

He also said, to the dismay of his cohosts - "she should have left, she should have quit...., this was a frivolous lawsuit." Forget the fact that Thomas does not deny this behavior!

One statement that Calvin made really stood out for me. He noted that with the record of the Knicks, the spending of Thomas on bad talent, and this latest fiasco, "Isiah has to have pictures of somebody doing something..."

My question to Mr. Murphy, after his scandal filled years (see sexual abuse suit, father of 9 with 9)and this latest debacle is this:

Who do you have pictures of?

Dennis Franchione Has Lost His Damn Mind!

Ok - this actually falls into the category of - "OH MY GOD!"

Coach Fran - of the Texas A&M Aggies is selling inside information on his team to his "boosters?!" for $1200 a year. OH MY GOD!

Have you seen this stuff? He is giving secret depth charts - injury reports that are not public! OH MY GOD!

If he is the coach of the Aggies by October 6, 2007, I will eat my Longhorn shorts and wear an A&M shirt on the UT - A&M game day.

Michael Vick Has Lost His Damn Mind!

I had almost gotten to the point where I was feeling sorry for Mike. I had almost decided, ok, enough is enough.

Dog fighting is horrible, it is a felony, he is being made an example and brought to light something that is rampant that the GP did not know about.

He has had enough.

He lost his job. He lost his following. He lost his team. He is, for a small amount of time, going to lose his freedom. He might even lose his future with the NFL. He is going to lose millions of dollars. MILLIONS!

I had really thought he had had enough. Cut him some slack.

THEN THE MO-FO FAILS THE DRUG TEST?

MICHAEL! W-T-F MAN! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND!

Rudy Giuliani Has Lost His Damn Mind!

$9.11 for Rudy. Nice Rudy, very freakin nice.

--A spokeswoman for Rudy Giuliani says it is unfortunate that a supporter throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign is asking for that amount.--

9/11 belongs to EVERYONE dude, not just you...and you are trying to cash in on it? It is disgusting when candidates are a part of this brand of fundraising tactics and quickly use the, "I didn't know....it wasn't me."

Your buddy is not so quick to apologize - "I'm just providing support for him. He's an old friend of mine," Sofaer said of Giuliani.

No wonder your kids do not support you...you have lost your damn mind.

Kyle Petty Has Lost His Damn Mind!

Kyle! C'mon Now! You have had 5 top 10 finishes in 5 years! FIVE YEARS! In over 150 races, you have only made it into the top 10 FIVE TIMES! You constantly run a lap down!

Sunday at Dover, Denny Hamlin gets into you when you are a lap down, spins you out and you chase him into his garage and bitch slap him?? HAHA! Hey, I will give you props for comic relief, and maybe he was hallucinating from his cold medicine, but come on Kyle!

Drive it like you stole it or get off the damn track! You are from the first family of racing! Crap like this insures the GP that you have lost your damn mind!

OJ Simpson Has Lost His Damn Mind!

Can someone just kill the brutha and take him out of his misery?

Could he be ANY MORE Ghetto?? Damn! He is making the rest of the Sports and Hollywood thugs look like Cub Scouts!

THIS JUST IN:

"Don't let nobody out this room. ... Think you can steal my fucking shit and sell it?"

Nice! Vintage OJ!

Maybe he should have labeled everything "Private Property of OJ Simpson."

Dude! You are pitiful!

Buzz Aldrin Has Lost His Damn Mind!

Ol' Buzzy boy is supporting Lisa Nowak....whaaaat?

"I think Nowak should be admired for traveling across the country at night and not getting out of her car to put in gas or go to the restroom..." says Buzz.

What the hell Buzz? She wore freaking diapers dude! She tried to kidnap someone! She had a hammer and a rope and knives...and no Bud Light!

Buzz, you have lost your damn mind!

Tiki Barber Has Lost His Damn Mind

First, in the middle of the freakin' 2006-2007 season, you announce you are retiring...and start making snide comments about your coach and teammates. Can someone say T.O.esque behavior??

Next, as a sports commentator, you dog out Eli and say he wasn't a leader and that his leadership skills were almost comical.

Now?? Now! NOW you say...and I quote, "If Tom Coughlin had not remained as head coach of the New York Giants, I might still be in a Giants uniform," "(Coughlin) robbed me of what had been the most important thing I had in my life, which was the joy I felt playing football. I had lost that. He had taken it away."

Grow the hell up PUNK! You don't let ANYONE take away something that is as important to you as you indicated football was.

If you really want to be a successful sports commentator, do us all a favor...talk about sports, don't use your new found podium to air your personal beefs with the Giants. Give us something original or put on another bikini and become a cover boy.

Tiki Barber, you have lost your damn mind!

Jerry Lewis...Has He Really Lost His Damn Mind......Naaah!?!

Jerry! Dropping the OTHER "F" bomb is one thing...but good God man! Dropping it during the telethon??? When you know the Gays love them some telethons!

You know, I am thinking that you may have lost your mind awhile back....I'm going to give you a free pass on this one!

Andy Dick Has Lost His Damn Mind

Ok, in December he drops the "N" bomb on stage. Yep, the same "N" bomb that got Kramer kicked off planet Earth.

Now he is pissing all over the state of Ohio, groping chicks (what the hell is that about...oh yeah....he is "bi-sexual") and getting boo'd off the stage for inappropriate humor?

Dude, you have not been funny since you had a supporting cast...you have really lost your damn mind!

Mark Cuban Has Lost His Damn Mind

Mark Cuban joins the Dancing with Stars cast.

Enough said.

Senator Larry Craig Has Lost His Damn Mind

Why, Why, Why??

How are you going to be a seasoned Republican Senator and on the freaking "Mitt for President" committee and get caught not only pulling your pud, but attempting to pull someone else's pud in the men's room of an airport?

Larry! I myself am a seasoned traveler, but I can ALWAYS make it out of the airport! Speculation since the 80's? Geez Larry, come out of the closet! Hell just come out of the airport!

The fact that you are a "conservative" and vote against gay marriage and have homo tendencies take place in public restrooms...must mean You Have Lost Your Damn Mind!

Owen Wilson Has Lost His Damn Mind

Owen Wilson tried to committ suicide. Wow...you can't be in the public eye like that and fail miserably at something this big.

He is funny, charming and successful and chicks dig him. But probably not the chick he wants to dig him. If Kate Hudson broke up with him, that is the issue.

Women do not understand that they can not come at you with balls to the wall love and then just decide over night it was too soon. They need their space. They want to just "be."

The love of the right woman is the greatest thing in the world. The rejection of the right woman can make you slit your wrists.